Dates!

Q : Why do programmers always confuse between Halloween and Christmas?

A : Because Oct 31 == Dec 25 !

For those who didn't get : This joke is funny because value of 31 in Octal number system (base is 8) is equal to that of 25 in Decimal number system (base is 10). XD

Go To!

A programmer said "go to hell". The worst part of it was the "go to"!

For those who didn't get the joke : Go to is a control-transfer statement, which is often considered as a bad programming practice. I'll post an article on this soon... :)